a buttery yellow cow with happy thoughts

Gwen and Jane's Gazette

April 15, 1999

1001 Wonderful Things About Chip*
*An ongoing series

45. Likes to plan day trips

46. Enjoys the muppets and reminisces about childhood shows, games

47. Is the best impersonator and character actor I know

48. Worked with the Gong Show producer

49. Has a funny (good) attitude about video games regarding self-destruction and finding broom closets (or bunkers)

50. Says the sweetest things to his sweety

51. Schmoozes well with Rosanna Scotto in the green room amidst a gagle of women all preening for TV appearances